Berlin
Germany
Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Noise and lots of it was coming from a Berlin Apartment, and the sound was so disturbing that neighbors thought someone was using an electric drill in an empty flat.

Residents complained and up turned the ‘strong arm of the law’ the local police to investigate. They tried to contact the apartment owner a 23 year old young woman, but they were unable to reach her.

So then the Police made a decision to knock down the main door to the apartment. Now this is where the real life story took an impish direction, the police accessed the flat to find lying on the floor squirming and twisting a very large personal vibrator sounding off like an ‘ecstatic sex toy’ We were advised by an on looking lady neighbor that she caught a glimpse of the vibrator and described the sex toy ‘As huge and Very Fat’. Initially we were not going to include those comments but we have been assured by experts that size is a factor in the level of noise generated by such devices.

One British man resident in the Berlin apartment said to a passer by ‘Gee what have I been missing all the time I have been living only three doors away from such action. I hope the Police do not gag that vibrator with an ‘Anti Social Behavior Order’

It is rumored that when the 23 year old woman returns to the flats, she will be warmly welcomed back by all the men, and the reception from women residents is as yet unknown! But the girl has an order book ready in case folks want to buy the same model vibrator!

Another report has come in saying that a sign has been ERECTED! In the block of flats saying – ‘Danger this is Vibrator Malfunction Zone – Keep Out’

Umm is that meant to be funny warning watchers to ‘Keep Out’ while the vibrator ‘Plunges In!’

Another informative fact file the vibrators come with ready fit batteries that guarantee an extended user time!

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